Round Three, Story Summaries, begins today and runs through Dec. 31.

There are six contestants left. Meretta and Lindsey joined me and Sally on Exile Isle after Round Two. So we’ll watch from afar, drinking frozen concoctions with little umbrellas in them while cabana boys wave palm fronds over us. Hey, there has to be some kind of compensation, right?

So go to Romantic Times and vote. I’ll be there in a minute.